Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
