i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
i love accidental penises.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
should my penis look like a turkey
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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