So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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