Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
