I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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