Nicole vs. Life
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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