Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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