you thought your balls were fighting each other...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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