I hope mine doesn't look like that
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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