is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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