It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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