If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
D3 body, D1 cock
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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