Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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