Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
