I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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