You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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