oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
why is half of my head shaved?
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