You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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