Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
