Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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