I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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