sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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