We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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