Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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