Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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