Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Houston, we have a squirter
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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