She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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