i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
sex on a bike is impossible
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