i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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