That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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