like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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