just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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