I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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