check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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