I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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