i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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