Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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