Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
