so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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