no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
