Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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