You really coming over, don't trick.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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