Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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