Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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