have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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