I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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