Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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