one might say we're banned from that church
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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