It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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