what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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